we reserve our new years for personal improvement. i prefer to focus on my own personal insanities. instead of thinking ways to make my life "better", i prefer to think of the things that make life worth destroying.

for instance, i enjoy drawing juvenile nonsense pictures on other people's bodies.

this year, i resolve to draw things on people i've never met.

may i borrow your hand?

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