with help from babel fish

I found a note on the ground, in a clean hand and completely in German. It seemed to be torn straight from a teenager's notebook.

I'm the kind of person who picks up notes left on tabletops, and blowing around in the dirt, because I am deathly curious and eavesdrop on silent conversations.

I used babel fish to translate it into something resembling English. I suspect the translation is as disjointed as the mind that wrote the little note in my hand. a clean hand, true, but words that jump around like a monkey on crack.

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