if you have a cat in the house, you also have a giant box of turds in your house. they sit there, being gross, disgusting turds.
and you don't want to clean them.
some people dump their turds everyday. i am not one of those people because i can't really imagine a daily routine that involves a giant box of turds. i do it once a week. and it is gross.
it is a horrible, gross thing to have a giant box of turds.
and i put off the cleaning of the giant box of turds for just one moment because i do need to update my blog today, and i have to now go do something about that giant box of turds.
because i am done with my entry.
done.
finito.
stopping to clean turdbox.
right now.
like seriously, dude, i am going to get up and clean that box of turds right on out of my apartment. buh-bye turds.
right frikkin' now.
okay, i'm really leaving this time.
wish me luck.
I'm a scoop every day (or every other day), but that way, it's never a giant box of poops. I kind of got used to the poop when I worked at an animal hospital. That's A LOT of poop and vomit. Dogs are far messier than cats.
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