instead of eating some poor, dead turkey, try any of these fine main course selections instead:
exotic cactus-based salad
extra-special potatoes
spicy sweet replacement for your yams
special bread
hearty main course
and, let us not forget, a nice, patriotic pumpkin pie
remember: beer before liquor, never been sicker. liquor before beer, in the clear.
happy thanksgiving, everybody!
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