Whatever happened to gold stars?

Remember when you were a kid, and you did good, and you got a big gold star on the bulletin board? That was awesome.

You know what the internet needs? A gigantic bulletin board, with everyone's name on it. Then, when you do something good, someone gives you a gold star. Shiny, and golden and happy and fun.

A big, giant bulletin board, with everyone's name on it. And gold stars.