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Wednesday, February 10, 2010

I have discovered a whole, creepy sub-sub-culture

Wow. Did you know about all the Lego Slave Leia Dance Videos that exist in the world? Let me just whet your whistle here with some of the better ones:

Right, so Legos aren't exactly the first thing you think of when you think of sexy slave Leia dancing for your pleasure, right? There's only so much you can do with boxy, blocky Lego figures in stop motion, right? Let's crack the box of Lego Star Wars, the video game, to give it a little more bounce set to "Hey Baby" from No Doubt. (Alas, this video disables embedding, but you've GOT TO SEE THAT to get the full, creepy effect... Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAEsrwQ_CIk

Oh, it only gets worse from here...



And...



Wow. Just wow.

Let's not stop here. No, let's go LIVE ACTION!



Right. The Europeans will save us with their high culture, and lack of Lego Leia Slave Girl Fetish. Will you guys show these folks how to do Lego Videos?



Thank you, LegoNumaNuma. That is how it's mother-f***in' done, right there.

I think we need one more to show the world how things are properly done with the Lego music videos:



Thank you, and good night!

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