I just wrote a letter to Amazon.

For those follow in at home, I jus wrote a letter to Amazon's weird e-mail. Here it is.

Howdy,

Got your letter. Please, leave me out of your negotiations with a company I do not work for, with whom I have no professional dealings. As a customer, I couldn't care less what results because I can still just buy the book at a store.

This really makes you look weak, by the way. 

Best,

Joe M. McDermott