Again, Excerpts From An Architecture Textbook
2.3 On Elevators
Louis Kahn,
when he built his famous little museum
knew he must include
an elevator for the elderly,
the lazy, and the ruined
with just two stories
an elevator was for the people
that can't take stairs
3000 pounds is not
much for an elevator
if you think about it
fat people ride the elevator
and fat people ride electric wheelchairs
with other fat people and they all
they weigh lots
and in the future
the dead people will be in tubes
they'll roll around in big, glass and metal tubes
with all-terrain tires that cannot climb stairs
they will refuse to stay dead
in their skyscraping mortuary dormitories
Louis Kahn was a visionary
3000 pounds is not really that much for an elevator
if you are planning on the future
when dead people will drive around art museums
in metal and glass tubes
to look at all these beautiful
ancient things
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